[Intro]

They come with charts instead of prayers,
a silver logo, matching stares.
"Your legacy is standard scale" —
the same line every altar hears.

[Verse 1]

They brought a deck of forty slides,
matching jackets, matching smiles.
A silver logo crossed the wall:
"Automated Migration for All."

[Verse 2]

They mapped the fields with colored lines,
presented cost and delivery time.
"Your legacy is standard scale.
Our conversion engine cannot fail."

[Verse 3]

The CEO admired the chart.
Leon called it the clever part.
Klaus asked where the triggers went.
They promised details would be sent.

[Pre-Chorus]

Drag the source.
Select the scheme.
Press one button.
Build the dream.

[Chorus]

The Consultant Said It Was Easy:
"Map, convert, deploy."
The Consultant Said It Was Easy:
"Legacy destroyed."
No need to test the doors —
then invoiced us for more.

[Verse 4]

The first report was mostly green.
The second said the data cleaned.
The third contained a smaller note:
"Custom logic out of scope."

[Verse 5]

Customer nine became customer none.
Payroll marked the warehouse done.
The access table changed its kind.
The lighting rules were left behind.

[Verse 6]

Process Seven failed the scan.
The tool declared it "not a plan."
FINAL_FINAL disappeared
because unsupported names were cleared.

[Chorus]

The Consultant Said It Was Easy:
"Standardize the flow."
The Consultant Said It Was Easy:
"Anything can go."
No need to map exceptions —
until the engine paused.

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]

Error one: unknown relation.
Error four: ask Klaus, not me.
The progress bar sat at ninety-nine
while someone called it victory.

[Break]

"Remaining items are minor."
The minor items were payroll,
inventory, invoices,
lighting, and the doors.

[Final Chorus]

The Consultant Said It Was Easy:
"Your readiness is high."
The Consultant Said It Was Easy,
without explaining why.
The tool had moved the tables —
then invoiced us for more.

[Outro]

They packed the deck and closed the case.
The logo vanished from the space.
The cursor blinked behind the screen.
The status still displayed as green.